Oh, Princess Leia, are you all right?

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This is a Rebel that surrendered to us. Although he denies it, I believe there may be more of them, and I request permission to conduct a further search of the area. He was armed only with this. Good work, Commander. Leave us. Conduct your search and bring his companions to me. Yes, my Lord. The Emperor has been expecting you. I know, father. So, you have accepted the truth. I’ve accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father. That name no longer has any meaning for me.

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo. I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life. With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. What did he say? Both are hardworking and will serve you well.

I’m going in. Here goes nothing. Now lock onto the strongest power source. It should be the power generator. Form up. And stay alert. We could run out of space real fast. Split up and head back to the surface. See if you can get a few of those TIE fighters to follow you. Copy, Gold Leader. That was too close. We’ve got to give those fighters more time. Concentrate all fire on that Super Star Destroyer.

We’re coming! Come on! Come on! Oh, Artoo, hurry! My goodness! Artoo, why did you have to be so brave? Well, I suppose I could hotwire this thing. I’ll cover you.

Luke! Luke! Oh, Master Luke. I’m afraid that Artoo’s sensors can find no trace of Princess Leia. I hope she’s alright. What, Chewie? What? Chewie! Hey, I don’t get it. Nah, it’s just a dead animal, Chewie. Chewie, wa-wait! Don’t!

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